Monday, 31 May 2010

WTF? WTF?

An actual comment from facebook about lots of cakes.

"ares were made with love and affection! ♥ "


ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY THAT THICK? HOW CAN SOMEONE GET TO THE AGE OF SIXTEEN AND NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ARE AND OUR? NOT TO MENTION CAPITALISING AT THE START OF SENTENCES!

Nuff said.

Saturday, 29 May 2010

Sing For The Laughter, Sing For The Tears:

:'(
Raather upset to hear that we have somebody else who's gone ginger, but like, almost identical to my shade. And a certain other person is now stretching.
Honestly, guys.
I have nothing anymore. I was ginger, I had a beautiful ear, and now all I have is my emo cuts behind my leg.
HONESTLY.
I'm going to have to find something else to keep up my indie image, or people will start to question me. Because, well, I've got to stay "FUCKIN' RAD" - haven't I?
That girl really does piss me off though - she's not "indie", she dresses like everyone else - and she's "got low self esteem", and takes "modelling" photos constantly.
As my mum says, she brings out the worst in me. I can't help but bitch.

Gawd, I'm in such a bad mood right now.
I'm going to whap Matt out and play Anyone Else But You. It's hideously repetitive, but makes me happeh.
Ech.

And I can't think of anything I've done today to harm the environment, I'll come back to that later.
- A x

Friday, 28 May 2010

No Gypsy, No!

I cannot tell you, because there is a very good chance you would die. You would Lol your pants off though, I'll say that. I'll probably look back on this and be like: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF WAS I ON???" It's pretty bad. It's so bad. It's very bad.

Am watching mastermind with my Mum atm. How cool am I?

Oh. And may I be the first to introduce our new feature:

"What did I do that was fairly environmentally unfriendly today?"

Today:

  1. I threw away two pairs of jeans
  2. I didn't recycle an entire bag full of paper
  3. I put a teabag in the bin rather than to go on the compost.
  4. I boiled unecessary water in the kettle.

Haha! I'm such a rebel! Peace out man!

Like, What The Fuck, Kid? You're A Fucking Freak.

BehtBethBeth - there's nothing wrong with being physically attracted to a guy who's blatantly beautiful.
And this other guy? I can't help, unless you tell me more ;)
Then again, you know me and my crap advice and unsuitable lustings, I'd be no help anyway.


So - MYBOYSAREINLANCASTERAGAIN <3
I like, quite literally screamed when I found out.
Got my mum all worried for a minute - and then she fully understood. Ticket time tonight :) :) :)

And last night I watched Bones. Last ep of the season - full on forgot that my eyeliner wasn't waterproof and wept when they were at the airport.
Leaving eachother to go to opposite sides of the world for a whole year? It's just not right ¬¬
Also cried a bit when Jack told Angela that they would go and live in Paris for a year... it was a kind of "d'awwwwh!" moment. 'Cause Jack is rather beautiful, even if his personality does remind me of some sort of cross between Danny and Tom - but only the good bits.

I HAVE REMEMBERED WHY I DISLIKE DYLAN, HE IS A BITCH.
Or at least, I haven't remembered, so much as found a new reason.
Consequently, I need more ideas for my birthday.
Bitch.

Hmmnph. I'm in a bad mood now :(
- A x

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

Ok, so I lied a bit.

Jamie.

No! Don't worry, no relapse, but I just watched a video on facebook of him going swimming in the sea at Blackpool in his boxers. Nice.

Just coz I don't luurve him anymore doesn't mean I give up perving rights-does it? Anyway, I know I don't fancy him, because I still keep thinking about the guy I mentioned a month or two back. http://operationsuperfantasmic.blogspot.com/2010/02/yes-i-am-fatty-bum-bum-of-which-you.html <- That's it. You remember?-The one I couldn't tell you about, Riggers, when you asked, because it would make your head implode.

Even so, it's no more of a desirable place to be in; perhaps less so.

Bugger.

RE: Blog Revamp

"Are you kidding?! I want to be your girlfriend more than a proton wants to be with an electron!"
"Really? That much?"
Ahaha - crappy girly films make me smiiiile :3

ANYWAYAYS - BLOG REVAMPIFICATION ANYONE?
  • No, we can't change the URL, because blogger is a bitch.
  • I've finished the header, it's not too shabby, but I didn't exactly spend hours on it. It was more of a ten minute job.
  • We need to find our gimmick - so could we run up a poll of ideas for our many followers to comment on?
  • I'm also adding a gadget for people to share our blog with friends, so hopefully we should get a few more readers.
  • So, if anybody has any ideas for the revamp, you've got seven days until I wipe the layout and stick up the new header and clean up the background. Whap 'em up on comments below THIS POST. 'Kay?
Anything else, let me know by commenting here - and remember, if you don't have a google account, anon posts are fine.
- A x

Woo! Bloggy revamp!

Everyone reading this will know about it...but in a week we're going to have a relaunch, complete with pictures of toilets. Prepare yourselves.

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

Our blog just lost it's picture virginity ^^

That was it's first time. It hurt a little at first, but it enjoyed it in the end. It was glad that it's first time was so special and with your legs, Arran. (which look very painful btw-maybe barbed wire is a no-no?)


Now that the blog has lost it's innocence, I'm going to make it a whore!


<- That's Angela Lansbury.

NOTE TO SELF: Do not climb barbed wire fences, even if they're rather small.

Especially if you're wearing pretty netty tights.

Following this post will be several shots of my leg, because I know you all want to see it.
It's educational - it shows you not to attempt a barbed wire vault.

So, we've all heard about my mysterious graze from Gaby's party. I can't remember how I did it, but my knee has been very unhappy for just over a week.
And to add to that, a few of us tried to get over a barbed wire fence yesterday. Not a good plan, to be honest. I got home to find one or two preeetty massive, and raaaather deep scratches on my leg. Not entirely sure as to how I hadn't realised that they were there before I got home.

So, of course, the big problem is, I can't wear shorts. This is terrible, because I've decided that I need some more - there's no point until my leg heals up, because I'll look like a hardcore emo kid.
Then again, as little sister pointed out (before I told her the story, she was genuinely worried that I'd done it myself -_-), behind the legs is meant to be "where nobody notices", so flaunting my behind-the-leg-area, complete with gaping great scratches/cuts is bound to get noticed. She also said "emo boys will like it, Arran". Good point, smallish sister, I may have to approach you with my dilemmas more often.

Oh, and Neil Patrick Harris was on Glee last night. It was only me and my dad in the house, so we were going to whap on a film, until I recognised his name in the TV guide. I kind of fell in love with him after seeing him as the shoe fairy on Sesame Street. It's a shame he's gay, because he's truly beautiful, and oh my god his voice. He did an Aerosmith duet with metrosexual-teacher-guy, and it was possibly the most attractive yet homosexual thing Glee have ever done.
I recommend it. Just for Neil Patrick Harris. OHMYGAWD <3

Lovess, guys,
- A x

HAH MY LEGS:
Whapped on some shorts earlier on to take photos of my leg, 'cause someone wanted to see the scratches. Yeah, he's a bit odd...
So, presents, guyss!


  
Little scratch just above my knee.
AND

   This one's just behind my knee, and it's quite flattering, regarding my legs. Anyway. BARBED WIRE IS BAD. Don't climb over it.

HELL HATH NO FURY!!!!

HAHA SCREW YOU MRS ROBINSON! I WIPED THE FLOOR WITH YOU!!!

Ok...fair play about the cardigans, but the trousers? NOW SHE GOES TOO FAR! Cheeky bitch. It took all my strength not to go all incredible hulk on her. I think I was quite good really... Did I sound resonable, Riggers?

I found it slightly funny when she said: "Don't get shirty" I was like LOL! THAT'S VAGUELY TOPICAL SINCE WE'RE DISCUSSING UNIFORM! BUT I'M STILL JUSTIFIABLY ANGRY!

Considering it was her who told me to buy trousers from M&S in the first place, she's got a fucking nerve to be questioning them now. If the school outfitters catered for me, then I would have school trousers. I will NOT, for the same reason, wear skirts. They fit me, but because I'm tall as well as being wide, they don't even reach half way down my arse, and I'm sorry, but there'a too many innocent year sevens around, who haven't even had a chance to live as yet, and I do not want to be responsible for their untimely deaths. How would I explain it to the parents?

Does she seriously think I'm going to buy more school uniform just for my exams? She even had the sheer audacity to contridict me when I said that these were the trousers I had been wearing all year. I THINK I AM SLIGHTLY BETTER PLACED TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT HAS BEEN ON MY ARSE FOR THE LAST TWO FUCKING YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horrible woman.

I Will Remember Before I Forget

Arran's Little Tribute To Paul Gray (RIP)
And the rain will kill us all
We throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me


Paul Gray did his time - then he got out.
One of the most incredible bassists of his generation died today, and as a fan, I just thought I'd say my bit. He was an absolutely amazing performer, and if you listen to any Slipknot song, you'll hear a beautiful, prominent bass sound. Slipknot have lost an incredible musician, and I just can't imagine how difficult it will be to replace him - he just couldn't be replaced.


So, shed a tear and move on.
-A x
 

Monday, 24 May 2010

Barbed wire FTW!

When walking up to school today, little did I know, Arran, that I would later be lifting you over a barbed wire fence while simultaneously trying to unhook your fishnets from aformentioned fence. LOL!

And about your party...not sure... I'm sure the field/tents thing would be a laugh...but where to aquire such a field. Whom knows.

Sunday, 23 May 2010

TOO MANY LEGS UNDER THE TABLE (:

Wonderrrful song there <3
And Beth, I'm actually raaather proud of you right now (: - well done!

So, I'm having problems. My lovely mummy just asked me what I was doing for my sixteenth, and I was like "probably nothing". She's convinced that it's a big milestone and I should do something for it...
But my problem is, you guys ¬¬
It turns out that I have a broad spectrum of people to consider, and you're all far too difficult to fit into one package. So, if mum's paying for it, what do people want to do?
I'm liking the whole beach idea, but then again... somebody else did that ¬¬. Although when we say acoustic sesh and full on bbqs, I think we could probably pay up on that, contrary to that previous parteh x]

IDEAS PL0X??

Lovesss
-A x

Saturday, 22 May 2010

OVER JAMIE: OFFICIALLY!

Oh yeaaahhhhh! It's happened!!!! *insert small party here*
Saw his photos on Facebook and didn't give a shit! Wooohooo!!!

okay, so if I saw him I might go a bit giggly but I wouldn't be like: "OHMYGODILOVEYOUANDWANTYOURBABIES!" This is a momentus occasion. I think it's been coming on for a while now, but I didn't want to speak too soon like I have done in the past, but I think it's fair to say now that I'm unlikely to have a relapse.

I'll always think of him fondly though...I suppose you never forget your first love, do you, Gertrude? Oh...it was the winter of '08 I think...and how he enchanted me...a fine figure of a gentleman. Oh no dear, you'll be happy to know that I kept my virtue...not solely out of choice, but nevertheless...

:P

Thursday, 20 May 2010

Ohh can't you seee - you belong to meee

My taste in music is just getting unbearable, even for me.
I mean, Music When The Lights Go Out is a truly heartbreaking song, but it's by The Libertines. And I've just quotes Sting & The Police.
I really must get some help. It's starting to worry me.

Gift for spotify users:
20th May ^_^
Have fun with that. Assault your ears, etc.

- A x

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

It's a little bit harder when I'm anxious and over think --

OH MY BLOODY LORD :D
I think I'm as infatuated as humanly poss right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXhclmB3EVg
Quite seriously.
He's just the absolute cutest thing I've seen in ages.
His big blue eyes and nose ring are adorable :3
I want one.

Finding tabs for an acoustic rendition at the mo =]
MUST SEE THAT GUY LIVE <3
Inabizzleguys
- A x

Saturday, 15 May 2010

Murder she wrote and a gluten-free orange shortbread

What more could a girl want!? I've got confectionary and Angela Lansbury. YAY LIFE

Ouch ¬¬

mustn't use any capital letters
they hurt to read


note to self:
do not fall over
it hurts
rather a lot, to be honest

my knee and hand are all bruised up

but super fun times last night guuuys ;)

that's all
-a x

Saturday, 8 May 2010

IS THERE A HUNT-AHOLIC'S ANONYMOUS?!?!

I was watching Ashes to Ashes the other night, totally innocently (as you do) and then...I'm not sure exactly how it happened-but I started fantasizing about Gene Hunt in a way that ill befits a lady of my character. (Nothing dirty, you understand...well verging on the dirty :P)

I think it's because he's a real man...having had you, Riggers ,explain to me what a 'metrosexual' is, I've realised how shit they are compared to proper ,steadfast northen, curry eating, quattro driving, fag smoking, pint downing MEN and started fancying lardy fascists. I think it's also the whole 'I could change him' thing...but let's face it, DCI Gene Hunt...HE'S GOT LETTERS IN FRONT OF HIS NAME!!!!

Yes, I know...He's not real. It's little things like that which get in the way of an otherwise perfect relationship.

I'm sorry, but tell me, can you watch this without falling ever-so-slightly in love with him?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5m9RxjWTQQ