Yes, I am the 'fatty bum bum' of which you speak

And since you ask, yes, another cream-cake would be nice.

Ok...I'm slightly odd. Have recently found myself thinking about somebody a lot more than is natural. In THAT way. Don't worry Riggers, it's not you, but the truth is equally as strange and disturbing. In fact, scratch that, I wish I was comig down with a case of the lezzers, because that would be more socially acceptable. *shudder*

Have just watched 'How to look good naked' and got bored half way through. Am shitting a brick for my audition and probably smell faintly of mirin right now. Happy days.