I HATE Cheryl Cole

I do not tend to follow celebrity news, although I gather something unfortunate is going on in the life of the jordy she-devil. GOOD. I hate her, I hate her music and I hate her bloody shampoo. It's not just her, I'm sick of hearing about Micheal Jackson. He's dead, there's little that can be done regarding him, why drag it out? That face is how I used to imagine Voldemort! Actually, you'd have to be pretty evil to call your son 'Prince Micheal Jackson' though, so I suppose it wasn't that much of a mistake.