Saturday, 8 May 2010

IS THERE A HUNT-AHOLIC'S ANONYMOUS?!?!

I was watching Ashes to Ashes the other night, totally innocently (as you do) and then...I'm not sure exactly how it happened-but I started fantasizing about Gene Hunt in a way that ill befits a lady of my character. (Nothing dirty, you understand...well verging on the dirty :P)

I think it's because he's a real man...having had you, Riggers ,explain to me what a 'metrosexual' is, I've realised how shit they are compared to proper ,steadfast northen, curry eating, quattro driving, fag smoking, pint downing MEN and started fancying lardy fascists. I think it's also the whole 'I could change him' thing...but let's face it, DCI Gene Hunt...HE'S GOT LETTERS IN FRONT OF HIS NAME!!!!

Yes, I know...He's not real. It's little things like that which get in the way of an otherwise perfect relationship.

I'm sorry, but tell me, can you watch this without falling ever-so-slightly in love with him?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5m9RxjWTQQ

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