Thursday, 22 July 2010

Our blog is like WELL elite.


Just now I noticed, Riggers, that we only have seven followers and very few comments. My first thought was that 'Fallen on the floor of the school toilets' is not the massive hit we had anticipated and that it is totally uncool, but then I realised how wrong I was.


Our blog is so ELITE that only seven people are worthy to subscribe to it, and even fewer are cool enough to actuallly comment on any of the posts we very kindly bestow upon them. And, furthurmore, (I thought) All those bands that Arran likes are uncool, because few people like them, so therefore cool. But the moment people begin to like them, they will become cool so therefore uncool.


Fallen on the Floor of the School Toilets is so cool, it's uncool...or is it so uncool that it's cool? Or are they the same thing?


All I know is that it's good. Some might say its superfantasmic.


And anyway, how can anything with a picture of Katie's head superimposed upon Keely Hawes' (and then flipped so it looks like she's looking up at Philip Glenister) ever be bad?
Anyone else see why I have a thing for the Hunt now? (when I say the Hunt, I don't mean some kind of wierd fox hunting fettish, I mean the Guv, the Manc Lion, Hunt the Cunt. DCI Gene Hunt!-just thought I'd clear that up...)
If you don't see why I have a thing for Hunt now, then do say, and I will do my best to explian it to you, possibly in the form of a spider-diagram, because as 21st Century teenagers, we do not understand anything unless it's got pretty colours in it.
See? I bet you're understanding this far more than you have anything else...

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