I'm yer Venus, I'm yer fire.

Here I am in my La senza pyjamas and my purple spotty socks. It's a wonder men can keep themselves from jumping on me.

I have waxed myself in places I do not wish to wax again over the last couple of days, mind you, I do feel smoother than a baby's arse. Mind you, except for the armpit stubble. ¬¬

I HATE UNDERARM STUBBLE! I'm sorry, but you shave/wax it, then you look down two minutes later and it goes straight bad to looking like Lenin's face.

Oh, here's a tip if you're ever stupid enough to wax: it is impossible to get off, the only thing that works is baby oil. I have used an entire bottle of 'Johnson's baby bedtime oil' and rubbed it all over my legs, (and God knows where else!) It must have looked like a cheap porno. A VERY cheap porno if I was the only star they could find.

You want to wash now, don't you? You want to forget that image. How d'you think I feel!!!! DX