Friday, 11 June 2010

What the batting hell?

I just watched 'Batman: The Dark Knight' for the first time. What the fuck? It makes about as much sense as Gina being faced with a cake and her saying no.

One minute Morgan Freeman (who shall from her on in be referred to as God) is like:

"Woo deh Batman is like a great big batty symbol of hope for deh peeps of Gothem"
and then five minutes later he's going :
"Oh Batman, you is a proper twat and everything. It's well pervy to use people's mobiles to prevent them from dying."

And I swear to Morgan Freeman (see what I did there! ^^) that at least one this line appeared in the film:

"Gothem doesn't want the hero, but Gothem should have the hero it
deserves, and when we die, we become the grass; the antelope eat the grass,and it all enters
into the great circle of life.
But anyway Bruce, it's not
what we're born, but what we grow to
be."

Truly a confusing film

By the way: I'm not entirely sure: Gothem or Gotham?

3 comments:

  1. It's Gotham but hey ^^ yeah, I can't bring myself to watch it after watching the trailer about 50 times xD I'd probably only watch it for Gary Oldman anyway :D

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  2. Ohhhh Batman <3
    I am a huge DC fan - and it is Gotham :) - and Batman has got to be their best character. The Dark Knight is a bloody good film, although it'll take you a few runs through it to actually work out whats going on. It's not the kind of thing you'll want to watch when you don't feel like thinking.

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  3. I sort of understand it, I just think it's overly complicated. Watch this, it sums up all of my confuzzlement. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbgLapRAloQ

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