I don't care what people say about Disney! Disney makes me feel happy. Yeah, they change endings of classic fairy tales to make them all cuddly and that, but frankly that's a good thing.
I'm sorry, but Hans Christian Anderson was a nutjob. He brutally kills the Little Mermaid, so to be honest, I'm perfectly happy with the Disney ending.
Life can't be super-happy-funtime, so we're fucked if our cartoons aren't either. In fact, if you look at it from that perspective, Disney is actually the savior of all humanity. I for one would be dead in a ditch were it not for the catchy music, princess shit and idealistic nonsense it has to offer.
I still think Tinkerbell's a bitch though. How the fuck did that whore end up with her own franchise/shit movie? She basically tried to kill Wendy in Peter Pan, and yet somehow, all is randomly forgiven and the near murderess gets all the glory! Where's Wendy's glory?
I like Wendy; she had to put up with a lot of shit. First she gets kidnapped by a ginger dude in tights, then his fairy friend tries to have her shot, then Peter starts flirting with mermaids who also try to kill her, THEN Peter flirts with Tigerlilly while Wendy is forced into servitude by the random tribe of Native Americans and then, to cap it all, she is nearly killed (AGAIN)by pirates, for no other reason than Peter Pan being in a mood with her. And, to be perfectly honest, if anyone's got a right to be in a mood, it's her. But no, he stays out all night partying with the aforementioned tribe, flirting with Tigerlilly and then comes back like "FUCK YOU WENDY!"
That is one fucked up relationship. To be perfectly honest, it's probably handy that Peter Pan will never grow up, because he'd more that likely become a philandering wife-beater.
Also, heard a good joke today:
A peadophile, an Nazi and a homophobe walk into a bar and the barman says:
"What can I get you, your holiness?"
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