Wednesday, 8 September 2010

WHY??? WHY??? WHY?

WHY DID I TAKE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! WHY? I was shit at it for GCSE! What posessed me to be like: "Hmm...I know, I'll go and do a subject that made me want to stab myself in my ample stomach with a blunt pencil."

It's not even like I can drop it. If I attempt to, then my mother will kill me.

Well, in other news, Little Beth is still contemplating the meaning of life. I can't even take my own freakin' advice! There is no point in it, because I'll only find out if there's an afterlife when I'm dead. And if there is an afterlife, it's not like I'll be able to tell anyone about it. If there's no afterlife, then I'll be far too dead to register that there is no afterlife. I suppose that's something.

Why do I still have Harry Potter stickers in my room? Seriously, why? If I could find something tha would connect my phone to the laptop, then I'd display the odd stickers. They're not even realistic stickers either. I've got one of Hermionie on a broom. Hermionie hates brooms! D:

I know I seem to be flicking from subject to subject a lot in this, so I'll apologise for thatm before continuing right on.

Just FYI, I'm wearing a spongebob nightie! That's just so that you can perfect the image of lovliness that is me, sat at my desk. No make-up, general obesity and my wierd nose are making me look pretty damn hot right now....YEAH!

2 comments:

  1. Swap Language for Literature? Still English but Literature is fifty times as fun. Speaking of Lit, my Lit teacher said "phwoar" today.

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  2. I'm doing Lit already! Your teacher? She's sexy.

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