SCIENTISTS

Ok, so scientists have a reputation for dressing poorly and having the social skills of an autistic cucumber-right? But I've just thought: Perhaps scientists are engaged in a worldwide experiment to PROVE that normal social interaction is uneccessary to scientific progress.

They're almost like modern monks, aren't they? They never have any sex and have silly hair. They're the sort of people who know the exact speed of light, but couldn't tell you anything about popular culture.

If you are in any way worried that you are becoming a scientist, call some sort of helpline. In the meantime, here are some warning signs. If you can catch it early, it might not spread too much.

1. Do you prefer maths with letters to maths with numbers?
2. Do you find chess sexually arousing?
3. Is a symposium your idea of a holiday.

If the answer to one or more of these questions is yes, then you are in serious danger and I pity you.

Not quite sure what that was about... S'pose it's relevant in some way.