By jove! It's a kangaroo!

Yes. You read correctly. A kangaroo.

I fell asleep on the sofa today. Big mistake. Never EVER fall asleep in a house with a three year old on the prowl.
So I wake up and scream. I actually scream out loud for the entire street to hear. There is a giant kangaroo in my face. A TOY KANGAROO. IN MY FACE.

It took me about twenty minutes to recover.