I know I should really be using this, (my little corner of the internet)to broadcast my many important opinions and for intellectual debate. I know that I should be doing that, but I'd much rather have a bit of a squee.
I swear to God he's taller,(if at all possible.) His hair is all floppy and soft and I want to touch it. His voice is even nicer than I remember it and he's...he's...he's just BOOTIFUL! It's not fair! Why must he grow ever more devilishly attractive as I become less so?
WAIT! WAIT!
HE SAPS MY ATTRACTIVNESS!
THAT'S IT!
I can even feel it happening while I'm around him! When I talk to him, he becomes even more perfect and I grow fatter, shorter and uglier by the second!
THAT BASTARD!
Taking all my beauty.
OHMYGOD I THINK I LOVE HIM! (Hyperventalates)
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