Is This Hard To Swallow?

Let me begin by saying happy new year to you, our two and a half readers. I understand that I'm 8 days late, but y'know, better late than never...
Actually, my 2011 didn't exactly get off to an electric start. It seems that I am immune to the effects of alcohol. I drank a lot on Friday - and nothing much really happened. And to add to all of that, I had to see in the new year to the mediocre whines of "baby you're a firework".
Does Katy Perry just string words together in a desperate hope that they'll make sense, and then spout something about them meaning so much? More to the point, is Russell Brand deaf? Well, there had to be something wrong with him, right? Nobody's perfect, etc...

Of course, January 1st doesn't really mean a lot to me. Everybody's got this "new year, new me" attitude that I really don't understand. Everything that happened in 2010 is going to follow you, so other than a calendar, what's really changed? It's not as if anybody actually keeps to their resolutions.

Anyway - I've become quite the recluse recently, and after the exams I aim to get out more and whip out my ukulele. Jacoby looks like he needs a bit of love.

- a.