And Here's To 100 More...

So, it's our 100th post, and to commemorate this, I've put together 100 posts worth of sheer awesome from start to finish...

1. "If you fancy contributing to this blog, it means I don't have to, and that suits everyone." - Arran
2. "...now that I have worked out HOW to actually post, I shall stalk it like a bloggy ninja" - Beth
3. "I have just realised, Riggers, that it's slightly sad that we have a blog to which we are the only two followers" - Beth
4. "Oh, and Always Attract has been ruined for me. Fucking chavs." - Arran
5. "I wish I was coming down with a case of the lezzers, because that would be more socially acceptable." - Beth
6. "Surviving February 14th - stay in bed." - Arran
7. "Well, Feb 14th was fun - spent the whole day being proposed to by my many eager suitors. Oh, how my beauty makes me suffer... and how well it becomes me!" - Beth
8. "I'm in Dolphinholme. I see no point in this house; you've got to wear a coat to go to the bloody bathroom." - Arran
9. "We need more subscribers. And if you don't then I'll hunt you down." - Beth
10. "James Watts may have the voice of an angel, but that doesn't stop him from being a..." - Beth
11. "Love is thrown around so much that it doesn't really exist anymore. Yeah, I said it." - Arran
12. "God, that sounds arsey-er than it was intended... I hope this post-script softens the blow." - Beth
13. "I gather something unfortunate is going on in the life of the jordy she-devil. GOOD, I hate her, I hate her music, and I hate her bloody shampoo." - Beth
14. "The one time Disney is historically accurate and it's so crap!" - Beth
15. "And he's gorgeous and spangly and white, and he connects to the internet wirelessly without airport because my baby is magical." - Arran
16. "HI GUYS, I HAVE A NEW BLOG :D - http://ifitmattersatall.blogspot.com" - Arran
17. "Postman Pattitude" - Beth
18. "I can't believe I've never played pretendy guitar on a badminton racket before!" - Beth
19. "Ktschh - I need motivation" - Arran
20. "I'm sat at my desk, half on the mac, half on the pc, music blaring out, chocolate and drugs strewn everywhere, and orangina in one hand because we've run out of coffee." - Arran
21. "Loads of people love you regardless of your never reciprocating it. What's your secret? Other than being thin, pretty and ladylike. Darn all that reciprocally nonsense!!!!!" - Beth
22. "Who do you think you fucking are????? You dell fucker." - Beth
23. "Our house is covered in chocolate, and my mum just said "you girls are in danger of being spoilt by these parishes, you know". OSHIT - does that mean I have to talk to people? Because I don't want them getting the wrong idea." - Arran
24. "I'VE GOT A MINI HETTIE!! It's crap. (At hoovering, but in every other respect it's fantastic)." - Beth
25. "Permission granted to judge me. I'm ashamed of my own tastes." - Arran
26. "Ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg." - Beth
27. "I've missed something out. Something other than Ian Watkins' stomach" - Arran
28. "Katie, I had a dream that you were the author of Harry Potter last night. It was odd". - Beth
29. "Arran... I bought La Senza knickers without you" - Beth
30. "You know how much I love the frilly, slutty bit!" - Arran
31. "No fear. I bought a pair of vaguely slutty ones to make up for your not being there" - Beth
32. "I've done no work, I've learnt no spanish, but I'm fucking GINGER, so everything is fine" - Arran
33. "Having had you, Riggers, explain to me what a metrosexual is, I've realised how shit they are compared to proper, steadfast northern, curry eating, quattro driving, fag smoking, pint downing, MEN" - Beth
34. "Note to self: do not fall over, it hurts - rather a lot, to be honest" - Arran
35. "I've got confectionary and Angela Lansbury. YAY LIFE." - Beth
36. "His big blue eyes and nose ring are adorable. I want one" - Arran
37. "My taste in music is just getting unbearable. Even for me" - Arran
38. "OHMYGODILOVEYOUANDWANTYOURBABIES" - Beth
39. "I have a broad spectrum of people to consider, and you're all far too difficult to fit into one package" - Arran
40. "When walking up to school today, little did I know, Arran, that I would later be lifting you over a barbed wire fence while simultaneously trying to unhook your fishnets from aforementioned fence" - Beth
41. "Slipknot have lost an incredible musician, and I just can't imagine how difficult it will be to replace him - he just can't be replaced" - Arran
42. "I found it slightly funny when she said, 'don't get shirty', I was like LOL! THAT'S VAGUELY TOPICAL SINCE WE'RE DISCUSSING UNIFORM! BUT I'M STILL JUSTIFIABLY ANGRY!" - Beth
43. "So we've all heard about my mysterious graze from Gaby's party. I can't remember how I did it, but my knee has been rather unhappy for just over a week" - Arran
44. "Now that the blog has lost its innocence, I'm going to make it a whore!" - Beth
45. "Everyone reading this will know about it... but in a week we're going to have a relaunch, complete with pictures of toilets. Prepare yourselves." - Beth
46. "Are you kidding!? I want to be your girlfriend more than a proton wants to be with a neutron! - Really? That much!?" - Arran
47. "Just coz I don't luurve him anymore doesn't mean I give up perving rights, does it?" - Beth
48. "You know me and my crap advice and unsuitable lustings, I'd be no help anyway" - Arran
49. "I cannot tell you, because there is a very good chance you would die. You would lol your pants off though, I'll say that. I'll probably look back on this and be like: ahhhhhhhhh wtf was I on????? It's pretty bad. It's so bad. It's very bad." - Beth
50. "I have nothing anymore. I was ginger, I had a beautiful ear, and now all I have is my emo cuts behind my leg." - Arran
51. "Are people actually that thick? How can someone get to the age of sixteen and not know the difference between are and our? Not to mention capitalising at the start of sentences!" - Beth
52. "I've learnt to drink plenty of milk because it helps you to scream, and obviously a farmer's favourite drink is Bacardi Breezer" - Arran
53. "Day 5342, I write to you now with little hope of survival. If somebody finds this, then I am long gone. Do with my remains what you will." - Beth
54. "HELLO BOYS. Now, whap on some bang tidy drum 'n' bass for maximum effect whilst I speak" - Arran
55. "Beth, we're giving our readers missions. Christ, we're like, supercool." - Arran
56. "I found myself having a conversation with myself last night that did develop into a prayer of sorts. So I should probably stop with all the blasphemy and shit" - Beth
57. "...many of which involve choosing a random person on the street, subtly following them around and picking up on their various mannerisms and then 'becoming' them. I now have an ASBO." - Beth
58. "Oh no! I've become apathetic! The decent into emodom has begun." - Beth
59. "Oh, tasty guitar man. Put multiple donks on it." - Arran
60. "It makes about as much sense as Gina being faced with a cake and her saying no" - Beth
61. "I absolutely love my ginge, but the roots are killing me a little inside" - Arran
62. "I'm going to be positive and reveal my true feelings because astrology.com told me to" - Arran
63. "Here I am in my La Senza pyjamas and my purple spotty socks. It's a wonder men can keep themselves from jumping on me" - Beth
64. "...hey! Donks is in my dictionary!" - Arran
65. "It takes a lot to be ginger. I obviously don't have what it takes to pull it off" - Arran
66. "There will be food, a volleyball net, music, guitars... if people bring them... if people bring them... aaand a beach. Oh, and alcohol. Obviously." - Arran
67. "Pride and Prejudice doesn't involve time travel" - Beth
68. "I'm going a bit femtastic on you all. I've even bought a dress" - Arran
69. "The only newspaper they sell at the corner shop is The Farmer's Guardian. What. The. Fuck." - Arran
70. "...I am still somehow far more attracted to Tom. Oh, wait  he's blonde and tone deaf. That must be it. Yeah, I know, I have some issues that need to be resolved" - Arran
71. "ARGHHHGH! IT WAS HORRIBLE!!! THEY WERE JUST TALKING AND THEN THEY STARTED KISSING AND GENE HAD A GAY PORN MAG!!!!!" - Beth
72. "I've just boiled the kettle and made packet vanilla latte! Guys, we're on a role today." - Arran
73. "Bobby Udo Shuddup Thomas-Bladon-Rigney was boorn yesterday evening at 19:06pm' - Beth
74. "Fallen on the Floor of the School Toilets is so cool, it's uncool... or is it so uncool that it's cool? Or are they the same thing?" - Beth
75. "I defy anybody not to be slightly aroused now" - Beth
76. "NOT!" - Beth
77. "BETH BETH BETH... CORNETTO HAH" - Arran
78. "Yes, Arran, yes. I deep-throated a cornetto. I only realised the sexual connotations after a certain point, and then it was just funny so I carried on." - Beth
79. "The Becky Party. Bless her, she'll try" - Beth
80. "So you know what, people can just fuck off. They can go back to touching themselves over diagrams of single-celled organisms" - Beth
81. "If she couldn't find me, she'd lie in the hall and meow hopelessly until I shouted her name. Oh, we are a pair" - Arran
82. "Looking through my iPod, I had a sudden feeling of whatthefuckery" - Arran
83. "EXCLUSIVE: North Pier is a TIME WARP!" - Beth
84. "I'm wearing my sunglasses, and I'll be damned if I'm taking them off just because the weather isn't entirely appropriate!" - Arran
85. "Is it just me, or is an intimate dance on a boat full of tourists not exactly the most romantic scene in a romantic comedy?" - Arran
86. "People got very drunk, I didn't get drunk enough, James fell asleep twice before everyone else, I didn't sleep at all, and my phone got seriously fucked up" - Arran
87. "Why can't everyone be more like me? I act like a total arsehole, but do not expect everyone to be like "OHMYGOD BETH IS SLIGHTLY SAD!" - Beth
88. "Yes, that's right - I've got so little to blog about that I now take requests!" - Arran
89. "I'm trying to rewrite Don't Stop Believing about Blackpool-based DIY" - Beth
90. "How many times within one verse of a song should one rhyme 'eyes' with 'eyes'?" - Arran
91. "A paint pot in isle six would colour co-ordinate well with that kitchen from Wickes, for a tenner they can paint the house, it goes on and on and on and on" - Beth
92. "I hate Little Beth. Shut up Little Beth. It makes me feel all intellectual when I'm having an attack of the Ponders" - Beth
93. "Hmmmn...I know, I'll go and do a subject that made me want to stab myself in my ample stomach with a blunt pencil" - Beth
94. "She's not as pretty as she thinks she is, just picture her after she's had kids. Oh, guess who I'm referring to there with those clever lyrics?" - Arran
95. "I'm pretty butch-looking, I've got a deep voice, I over-use the word 'bastard' and have an unhealthy obsession with scotch whiskey! I'm a sixty seven year old bloke!" - Beth
96. "I swear, our insulation works inside out" - Arran
97. "Disney is actually the saviour of all humanity" - Beth
98. "I hate the poofy, creepy, freaky, weirdy, trouser hitching, nipple waggling Masons" - Beth
99. "I aim to force our readers through painfully long blog posts that reach no real conclusion more often" - Arran

100! - If you bother to read our blog, thank you, and sorry about the general lack of sense that goes on. Don't forget to share http://operationsuperfantasmic.blogspot.com with all of your friendies, and give us a shout if you have any ideas.

Here's to 100 more,

- a.